Lost? Confused? Having trouble finding your way?
Never fear, we've blazed a trail for you; found you a path through the forest and marked it out. It should be easy to follow. Just start at whiskey, take a left at Jefferson, go straight on past Oregon, loop back around to Minnesota, and then it's pretty much a straight line from there to Scotland. If you get to the train, you've gone too far.
Now, pay attention and try not to die of dysentery.